seen that shit

synonym of 'bet' and 'already'

"Bruh, you tryna <fill activity here>?"

"Seen that shit."

by trapoutdabando September 01, 2016

Musical Shits

The action of taking shits on a toilet while listening to music. Not to be confused with the game Musical Chairs. Some people take multiple musical shits in the same day.

I always listen to music when I take a shit. In fact, I usually take a couple musical shits a day.

by The Musical Shitter October 04, 2011

shit gas

The foul gas that emanates from ones anus thus having a certain shit waft.

'Shit gas' must not be mistaken for a 'fart' - 'shit gas' is far more potent and offensive.

One could say "What is that dreadful smell? It smells like 'shit gas'.
"I can smell 'shit gas', is that you Gary?"
"My god, what have you eaten? - Your 'shit gas' stinks.

by p_levo November 04, 2015

Shit Squeezer

Anus, anal cavity, butthole, asshole.

My boyfriend shoved his finger so far up my shit squeezer.

by PayneTaylorDE302 April 14, 2020

kamikaze shit

It's when you have a shit in the shower and you kick it so hard, it slides across the bath and lands on your head.

"Mate, last night when in the shower, I took a Kamikaze shit."

by TheBrucey October 14, 2017

shit trawler

A boat full of shitsticks

The shit trawler has come into port with a prime load of shitsticks.

by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

To shit on the floor

Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.

Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.

by Tjimå February 28, 2022