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"Dude, my ex came by today, it was a shit-prise."

"I got a shitprise today when I bit into my burger and there was a hair in it."
by wake9whit June 17, 2013
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much like a surprise, this is something tangible that one person usually gifts to another, however the gift is usually in poor taste, or is a last minute regifting present and the receiving party generally considers it to be shitty...thus, a shitprise
girl: "did you get some good birthday presents?"
other girl: yeah, except for what my bf gave, that was a real shitprise."
girl: ' least you can still return it!"
by casualtee May 03, 2008
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