"Dude, my ex came by today, it was a shit-prise."
"I got a shitprise today when I bit into my burger and there was a hair in it."
"I got a shitprise today when I bit into my burger and there was a hair in it."
by wake9whit June 17, 2013
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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much like a surprise, this is something tangible that one person usually gifts to another, however the gift is usually in poor taste, or is a last minute regifting present and the receiving party generally considers it to be shitty...thus, a shitprise
girl: "did you get some good birthday presents?"
other girl: yeah, except for what my bf gave me...man, that was a real shitprise."
girl: 'bummer...at least you can still return it!"
other girl: yeah, except for what my bf gave me...man, that was a real shitprise."
girl: 'bummer...at least you can still return it!"
by casualtee May 03, 2008
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