The act of shitting in another persons toilet without having the courtesy to flush.
Person 1 "You won't believe what happened"

Person 2 "What happened?"
Person 1 "Another shit and go mate"

Person 2 "Now that's a shit go mate"
by lovelyline July 27, 2014
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What you say when you know something big and bad is happening.
Dude, did you hear about Jamie cheating on Zach?
Yeah, shit is going down!
by JesseTheJohnson June 13, 2008
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A set of nonsensical choices that indicate a high degree of confusion about what to do next, in the sense that neither of them is even remotely realistic but the party concerned is so radically confused that he might consider them.
Jake is Mike's best friend.

When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
by Lanky75 October 17, 2006
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A person that takes a shit then leaves without waching his hands... (SAG = Shit And Go)
"Dude that guy just took a S.A.G."
by "B" to the "T" August 19, 2005
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A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.
Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.
by word genie February 20, 2005
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This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family. When you live in a house with lots of people you can only masturbate in the privacy of the bathroom. You also have limited time because everyone has to use the same bathroom. Hence the dilemma, should I shit or jack off, which everyone told you would cause you to go blind.
The running back put such a move on the linebacker he did not know whether to shit or go blind!
by Mr Wod November 30, 2010
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A phrase used to depict a sense of fine confusion.
Peter: "Dave, that man just got married to a penguin and everyones happy for him!"
Dave: "What The Shit Is Going On?!"
by Woobi October 4, 2006
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