snap turtle punch

A sweet sex position only the advanced can conquer.

"Baby, we just mastered the snap turtle punch. Damn, that was good!"

by Kansas McGruff March 01, 2005

punch-you-in-the-face

A typical jewish comeback. Originally used frequently in a classic Jewish comedy sitcom entitled "Temple Bank".

I'm gonna punch-you-in-the-face at a incredibly fast pace of speed.

by Wang P. Freely April 04, 2003

One Inch Punch

In Jeet Kune Do one has four fighting distances: Kicking range, punching range, trapping range and grappling range. Very few Martial Arts have these many. Usually they only have 2 or 3 ranges. The one inch punch is used in the trapping range. In trapping range you are too close for a kick and too close for a western boxing punch. It's short and very explosive and it doesn't have to be "loaded" to make damage. One needs to train very hard to get it right. I have been training Jeet kune do for about four years now and I say its about speed and timing.

by Ender November 05, 2003

cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.

dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts

by Dopeldog January 14, 2011

punch woman day

girls get kick dick day so we get punch woman day its on nov 14

its punch woman day

by tythutghtfb October 31, 2020

Mongolian Mega Punch

When you stick one fist in a girl's vagina and the other in her anus. Then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting Harukan! Harukan!

Susie: Gess what?
Mary: What?
Susie:Myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
Mary:Ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!

by Lucas Reeves April 04, 2010

What the dick punch?

Similar to "What the hell" or "What the f%&k" except with more intensity. The expression one makes when they are hit in the balls is synonymous with asking, what the dick punch?!

Friend:"I can't go out tonight, boss talked me in to working a double shift."
Me: "What the dick punch?!"

by Zratz3 September 25, 2015