seen that shit

synonym of 'bet' and 'already'
"Bruh, you tryna <fill activity here>?"

"Seen that shit."
by trapoutdabando September 01, 2016
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Musical Shits

The action of taking shits on a toilet while listening to music. Not to be confused with the game Musical Chairs. Some people take multiple musical shits in the same day.
I always listen to music when I take a shit. In fact, I usually take a couple musical shits a day.
by The Musical Shitter October 04, 2011
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shit gas

The foul gas that emanates from ones anus thus having a certain shit waft.

'Shit gas' must not be mistaken for a 'fart' - 'shit gas' is far more potent and offensive.
One could say "What is that dreadful smell? It smells like 'shit gas'.
"I can smell 'shit gas', is that you Gary?"
"My god, what have you eaten? - Your 'shit gas' stinks.
by p_levo November 04, 2015
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Sog Shit

Dog shit that has been in the snow all winter. Once the snow melts, you are left with soggy dog poo that keeps it's original form, but is extremely unstable and messy.
Oh great, the snow has melted and now I have a yard full of Sog Shit. It's so hard to clean up.

Dude, watch out- Oh too late. You stepped in that Sog Shit. You are going to have to hose down your shoes.
by Neoxin1 March 04, 2011
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Shit Squeezer

My boyfriend shoved his finger so far up my shit squeezer.
by PayneTaylorDE302 April 14, 2020
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kamikaze shit

It's when you have a shit in the shower and you kick it so hard, it slides across the bath and lands on your head.
"Mate, last night when in the shower, I took a Kamikaze shit."
by TheBrucey October 14, 2017
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shit trawler

The shit trawler has come into port with a prime load of shitsticks.
by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003
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