dick beaters

The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.

Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!

by SeptiK September 7, 2003

Dick Paste

"Homemade" and "All Natural" adhesive substance made from a man's penile secretions, especially when sticking two pages of a magazine or other literary work together.

Crap! I ran out of Elmer's glue for my school project, better make some dick paste.

by Sticky_Pages October 13, 2010

dick spit

the goo that is released from a guy's cock after he comes

Damn! I came a lot last night after fucking this ho Amanda. You should have seen the amount of dick spit I left all over her face.

by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011

mud dick

When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.

"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."

by Strik9 December 30, 2007

bag of dicks

Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.

I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.

"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."

or

"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."

or

"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."

by Bryan745 October 27, 2005

Dick Cheney

The fucker who shot that lawyer and covered it up for about a day .

He is also the guy with his hand up bushes puppet ass making him do whatever the hell he wants

fuck man that guy dick cheney just shot a guy in the face

by random man May 1, 2006

Dick Cheney

Pacemaker on legs.

Also see; George Bush

Cheyne's got a gun, dick cheney's got a gun, now everybody's on the run..

by *Dee* April 18, 2006