funky cold medina 

to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.

Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.

funky cold medina by lift-ticket July 31, 2006

stone cold stunner 

A glamorous actress from the past who is almost certainly dead by now.

"I saw that Sally Mansfield on the Bilko show.What a stone cold stunner!"

stone cold stunner by cornerhunter February 15, 2009

Hot and Cold 

where a girl sucks a dick with a tongue ring first eating or drinking something hot, sucking it. then drinking or eating something cold and sucking it

girl consumes and ice cube, this is the cold part of the hot and cold, and it melts all the way she sucks the dick then eats some thing hot and sucks it again

Hot and Cold by cozzmogirl December 2, 2010

FUNKY COLD MEDINA 

Usually done as a payback for a favor such as a blumpkin, or a rusty trombone... This is a maneuver where you stick one ice cube in the girl's ass (making a swirl-like motion with your finger, plugging the ice cube inside) whilst you eat her pussy with 2 ice cubes in your mouth.

Baby, i'll take this frozen shecum all over my face, hand, and bed as a sign that you appreciate the FUNKY COLD MEDINA I just did for you. It was the least I could do, after you made my jizz do a polevault over the shower curtain with that blumpkin you just gave me.

FUNKY COLD MEDINA by Mah The Falka January 8, 2012

hot cold

Diarrhea, Montezuma’s Revenge, the excrement of feces after a long night of Mexican food and Natural Light. When one has a cold this is the only warming part therein. Like removing the drain plug at the jiffy lube, 10-W30 is just pouring out. The violent fury from ones rectum. Pile it on high and deep.

Your food looks like a hot cold.

hot cold by Walrus8 December 25, 2008

butt cold 

when your butt catches a cold, it sneezes and sniffles alot and maybe itches, and leaks and makes alot of mucous.

i caught a nasty butt cold. it may have been from those spicy nachos...

butt cold by buttcold December 30, 2012

butt cold 

Usually, your mom's fingers and feet get cold first and her butt, because it's so damn big, is the last thing to get cold. So if her butt is cold then everthing else is too, which means it can't get much colder.

A: It's butt cold today.

B: Yes, but your butt is smokin' hot.

butt cold by pejohnson76 March 16, 2010