Bloodsport victory

The most unlikely victory of all. The kind of victory where you face opposition like never before and still manage to win whatever you're doing.

Comes from the movie Bloodsport starring Jean-Claude van Damme as Frank Dux. In the final match of the Kumite, Chong Li beats up van Damme real good and blinds him with some kind of powder. Fortunately, van Damme was great at serving tea for his late Shidoshi while blindfolded, and therefore he is still able to defeat Chong Li, all while yelling: "Baaaaaaah!"

Bloodsport, The Quest, Kickboxer, the list goes on... Classic van Damme has to have at least one Bloodsport victory

Bloodsport victory by Asger W July 12, 2006

bloodied 

When you're all bloody from something

Johnny: Dad Michael just got bloodied from a bar fight

bloodied by Yoo hoo October 14, 2013

Matt, the blond douche on TMZ 

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.

TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."

Matt, the blond douche on TMZ by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010

bloodhound gang 

A good band, who have tons of great songs besides the one everyone heard on the radio. Some are just too stupid to look into more than the radio though.

the bloodhound gang are a hell of a lot funnier than that stupid ass homestar runner strong bad shit will ever be

bloodhound gang by cock June 28, 2003

Bloody sake 

A combination of "fucks sake" and "bloody hell". Used to express fury or exasperation at a situation without swearing.
Esp. when young childeren are present or one just strives for originality.

Originally bellowed by accident in a fit of profound rage.

Bloody sake! Somebody shut that baby up!

Bloody sake by Samuel P. J. Nicholls, Thomas F. Harman January 11, 2009

bloodfart 

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.

Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.

bloodfart by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Bloody Sundae

When a female does not flush the toilet after she has just taken a dump, pissed and menstruated. Normally occurs in places like dorm bathrooms, public restrooms and portable toilets.

"Ugh. Don't go in that stall, someone left a Bloody Sundae in there..."

Bloody Sundae by feelingsillynow March 5, 2012