fuck around food

Fancy food that costs too much and barely fills you up. "FAF" for short.

1. The presentation at Fo La Fa was amazing, but it's fuck around food. We had to grab a burger afterward.

2. Man I don't want to eat there, it's fuck around food.

by FUCKAROUNDFOOD September 28, 2020

Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.

Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!

by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020

Typical Arundel

An individual who publicly appears sensible and uptight - while hiding a very loveable, bitchy, unprofessional, fun-loving, judgemental and slightly psychotic personality beneath the surface

"They recommended her for ANOTHER award? Typical Arundel!"

"Honestly if people knew what she was really like..."

by Thoroughly Suicidal November 2, 2020

riff around

Some one who goes out or sleeps with lots of people

My friend Brodie is a riff around cos he has gone out with 5 different girls this weak

by Lnichjonesey November 6, 2020

Titting around

When you just can't get the IT to work and you spend the whole day faffing around trying to get on to outlook.

The GL LEP team often end up titting around for hours when they can't light on to Outlook.

by Boonie's Word World November 12, 2020

Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.

Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020

Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.

Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?

You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020