twat waffle

A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.

Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.

by Biff Fuckuall January 17, 2017

baggy waff

A loose vaginas

That girls got a baggy waff lol

by Bj ippy February 27, 2017

pecan waffle

The art of banking food

He made a pecan waffle of his dinner

by Larbar April 28, 2017

Killer Waffle

Generally a large penis, either physically, or as an insult. Similar to the slang, "blue waffle." Used occasionally by children when near adults.

After hearing Becky's tale of her one-night stand, Beatrice was astounded. "Omg, Becky, did he have a massive killer waffle?"

by Iceberg Lettuce June 22, 2017

stuffed waffle

A woman's blue waffle getting stuffed with an erect penis.

The mother received a stuffed waffle by the homosexual black man.

by ktb baby June 24, 2017

wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket

your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.

by rainbow pooping evil koala July 19, 2017

red waffle

A menstrual pad

I need to change my red waffle

by kur40 July 20, 2017