rapid snapping turtle syndrome

a term given to the rapid chattering of a persons jaw when high on MDMA

"looks like that lads got rapid snapping turtle syndrome snapper"

by bruce springsteeeeen December 23, 2007

Turtle head

An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized. See also Pig in a blanket

Say bro, thats a fashoinable turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

brown turtle

gay sex a.k.a. butt sex

Dude, bob and chris brown turtled all nite.

by dani January 15, 2005

turtle beach

A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.

Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night

by urufufu April 20, 2011

turtledoving

Turtledoving is when, in a fighting game, you alternate blocking and moving to quickly and safely advance towards the enemy. It is very effective as you are like a moving fortress that assaults the enemy with ultimate defense.

My friend is very good at turtledoving into Kano's x-ray in Mortal Kombat

by Lord Permillium III May 18, 2011

Peeking turtle

The peeking turtle is when your eating a girls ass and when she turns around you see she had a dick.

Dude, i was eating her ass, and she had a peeking turtle.

by Cumdumpster12 January 18, 2017

Turtle pokin'

butt bangin', plain and simple.

"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."

by scannin July 24, 2008