Toilet

a thing you sit on to do your stuff aka poop and pee

Go to the toilet.

by Cool_froggiecupcakes March 2, 2026

Toilet Bonk

A term created by my 4 year old daughter to refer to someone being "poopy" or "mean".

"Daddy, mommy is being a toilet bonk!"

by ToiletBonk420 March 12, 2026

Toilet bowl spackle

Toilet bowl spackle is when you take an airy shit and the tiny bits of poop spray all over the bowl and stick like glue. Even after days of directly urinating on the spackled bits and flushing doesn't seem to remove the small chunks of poop. You have to eventually get a toilet brush to try and pry those pieces of toilet bowl spackle off so that the toilet looks and smells clean.

My ass exploded like a balloon filled with glitter and after I wiped and flushed there were small pieces of toilet bowl spackle stubbornly stuck to the bowl.

by Answers for Everything podcast March 21, 2026

ToiletYarded

When you, in an act of revenge, place upwards of 20 toilet bowls on the lawns of your several properties.

Wanna go see the toilets in Potsdam, NY? yeah a guy ToiletYarded them years ago. there's a movie about it, seriously. there's plants growing inside of them and graffiti and everything.

by Butch Sardine February 7, 2025

toilet archery

When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.

"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

toilet warrior

someone who goes to the bathroom so much that they are rarely seen out of it. you know like the ones who are in there for hours reading a newspaper and they have a whole magazine collection in there.

for gods sake why does greg have to be such a toilet warrior? i swear one day im gonna kick the door down and flush his magazines down the toilet cause im really sick of this now

by zdriplet March 6, 2025

Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)

Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot

by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025