this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023

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One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”

Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.

by Madsux May 29, 2018

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Talking out the side of your neck

The person you are talking to in that moment saying some shit that don’t add up of does not make since.

“How can fish breath under water?” “Because they have gills.” “If we cut gills would we be able to breath under water?” “Nigga you talking out the side of your neck

by Kayla__ July 27, 2022

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Suholden Sides

Suholden Sides refers to the legend that lived at 638 Suholden Circle and used to crush ass in video games such as Mario Party and Mario Kart and would also crush brews and dominate beer pong, ping pong and flip cup. Also used as an adjective to describe a being of unnatural force.

Did you see Suholden Sides win another mini game star after downing a 12 pack? The guy is an animal!

by Dark Sides September 30, 2021

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