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Donald Jerk Trump

1. The lowest point and the absolute worst excuse for a President in US history. He is a racist rapist daughter-molesting uncouth loudmouth pervert traitor kidnapping fascist boorish juvenile immature bullying SMF stupid obnoxious Caligula egotistical Hitler Antichrist greedy blowhard arrogant pornographic vuvuzela blubbering ill-mannered cretinous criminal dictatorial unreliable unprincipled obtuse irresponsible unqualified undisciplined churlish terroristic hateful Qadhafi pesty annoying irritating underfoot rude crude lewd obscene vulgar childish embarrassing self-effaced narcisstic murderous lying thieving cheating unfaithful violent hypocritical blasphemous self-serving sacrilegious defiling unamerican unchristian unmuslim unjewish ungodly evil whining wimpy sissy ninny fraidy-cat mama's-boy spankee-boy crybaby diaper-stinking tantrum-throwing pissy motormouth lippy punkass instigating rotten dirty disgusting repulsive disgraceful intrusive hell-hound dum-dum pissant s.o.b. bastard.
2. Anybody who has some, most or all of the above listed traits. The type of person you DON'T invite to a party, social function or ask for a date. Nobody likes, needs or really has the time for trash like these. The kind to be avoided by all means.
1. Donald Jerk Trump was put in his place by the next President, Joe Biden. Douchebag Donnie was bragging and interrupting and twice Joe had to tell him, 'Will you shut up, man?'. Donald Jerk Trump is the most sociopathic and hated person in the world. He will become a model for teaching the children in schools, Sunday school, etc. of what NOT to be.
2. Aaron is talking ignorant trash again. He's acting like a Donald Jerk Trump.

3. Willie Nelson says: 'Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Donald Jerk Trump.
4. Donald Jerk Trump is a poster boy for condoms and birth control.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 27, 2020
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Charles Donald Eyanson lll

AKA: Spike, Chase

He is an athletic, smart, funny, adorable, cute, sweet, hottie lamotie with a swimmers body, country boy, that all the little girls love. He is extremely stubborn yet extrordinarily original and independant. He tucks his shirt in (even his p.e. shirt) and can totally rock the boot-cut jeans. He rambles alot but nobody minds (except during movies) and he actually says the word "spiffy". Hes shy in groups but u get him with his best friend and he never shuts up. He is extremly polite but i would never pick a fight with him cuz he chokes people out ;P and if this is him reading this then i know u think u know who posted this.... but u would be wrong and need to guess again :D
All the little morman girls think Charles Donald Eyanson lll is spiffy.
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donald trump smoke detector

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.
What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.
by Chas501 December 4, 2017
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Donald Trump's Ass Hair

Ay Donald Trump has leftover shit stuck to his ass hair and it's stanky
Ew whats that smell? Donald Trump's ass hair had shit on it.
by Alex H a h a February 6, 2021
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i like donald trump

the worlds biggest lie ever u fat cunt
some retard: i like donald trump

me: omg why the fuck u lyin
by kukfaen February 9, 2018
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mung dai at mack donald?

ur mom is fat and her bonch is fat too
by esteban bag October 26, 2004
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Your uncle Donald Trump

Han : your mom gay
Luke : your dad lesbian
Han : your dog bisexual
Luke : your uncle Donald Trump
Han : *dies*
by lord.valarys April 6, 2018
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