Monkey Slap 

When a girl is hungover, and she takes a nap. So while she's sleeping, you mushroom stamp her. Causing her to wake up, so the headache is just that much worse.

"Wow I'm so hungover. I'm gonna take a nap."
"ZZZzzzzzz"
ziiip
"slaaaap!!"
"ouch!!!! You douche! What the hell was that?"
" you just got monkey slapped!"
"OMG!!! You are so anal!"

Monkey Slap by NotSoSilentNinja January 7, 2010

Monkey Bread 

A type of bread popularized by the famous children's story Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince).

To make Monkey Bread:

1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!

I made Cockman a batch of Monkey Bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the PS3 his parents bought him.

Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?

Monkey Bread by Chode Master God October 7, 2007

Monkey Fuck 

A word where you and a friend get very bored and jump in the pool and start throwing a beachball around screaming profanities. This word causes all people to lose their train of thought.

Mom: You have bad grades and I think you-
Ted: Monkey Fuck.
Mom: what the hell was I saying?

Monkey Fuck by Holly && Kristen September 16, 2006

Monkey Love 

when you love someone like a brother or sister

I'm in Monkey love with Montez.

Monkey Love by Jasmine December 9, 2008

monkey chowder 

when a guy fingers a girl. (fingering)

Last night Tina was monkey chowdered!

monkey chowder by PANNSEEE December 4, 2006

monkey poo

A delicious snack often served at parties as a side for the wonderful chinese dish, poo poo platter.

pork rinds taste like monkey poo.

monkey poo by king arthorith June 18, 2008

Monkey Wrench 

The person being 'wrenched,' as the kids like to call it, takes a big water jug (like the ones for water coolers) and shoves the mouth of the jug into his/her ass. Once the jug is inserted the person does a hand stand, letting the water flow freely into his ass. Often done as a practical joke. A hand stand is not nessisary in joke form, you may just tip it over and let the person enjoy!

-We 'monkey wrenched' Allan last night, he got really pissed off!

-Look at Osama, he's so drunk he's doing a 'monkey wrench' right on the table!

Monkey Wrench by Kaine1250377 December 11, 2006