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Joe Jonas 

The most amazing, funny, talented man to ever walk the earth.

Most teenage girls want to rape him in his sleep, but I don't roll like that.

Has a nice booty and can do the splits better than most gymnasts.
Did you see Pricilla Presley's death split on Dancing With The Stars? She TOTALLY pulled a Joe Jonas.
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joe sixpack

the dumb, alcoholic,and undecuated majority of people that live in alaska along with the methheads and polarbears.
some urban legends say that they live far past alaska and a far as maine. sarah palin is a jill sixpack and a maverick.
sarah palin- im standing for all the joe sixpacks and hockey moms (lie)

joe biden- wow you really are as dumb as they say.
joe sixpack by DaNiMaL!!! January 17, 2009

joe jonas 

the hottest nut hugger alive
End of story
Joe Jonas's cock is much bigger than yours.
joe jonas by JSDLKFJLKJDSFLK May 19, 2008

Joe Stanley 

Noun - A person who cannot drive worth a shit, and has the voice resmbling that of a chipmunk. This person usually uses very gay hand motions/gestures. Also a dick which does not exceed the length of about 2 millimeters.
Adjective - A voice which resembles that of a chipmunk.
Noun - "Hey check out that kid!!" "Wow, he must have one small stanley."
Adjective - "Shit son, that kids voice sounds so stanley, i mean seriously he wouldnt know what puberty was if it came up and punched him in the face."
Joe Stanley by Big Gay Joe March 16, 2005

Joe Paterno 

Joe Paterno by SackofSasquatch February 14, 2012

Joe Neate 

You don’t know Joe Neate? He is the most bad ass real life pirate there has ever been. He loves new and interesting things so if you are someone who likes adventure Joe is someone you wanna be friends with. He is reliable and can often be found hunting down bugs and smashing them with his big ass feet. Oh did I mention he has big feet? He does. Because it is damn hard to fill his shoes. So if you have a Joe Neate in your life and you have the opportunity to grab a beer with him. Dew it! You won’t regret it.
I am about to go on an adventure with 2 of my friends and I need a 4th. I’ll message Joe Neate cause he is a bad ass and I know we will find new and interesting ways to adventure with him on our side.
Joe Neate by Hitbotc December 7, 2019