Goon-ee

A goon-ee is the person or object of a gooner, someone who is gooning.

My partner confessed gooning to me last night, I love being a goon-ee!

by Bacardi Pete February 25, 2026

Goon pen

A pen that instead of using regular ink uses ones goon to write with, when writing with a goon pen one has up to 100% better hand writing will fill you with infinite wisdom. Crafting a goon pen requires one to use Jamaican flicker gooning into the pen to align the stars and give birth to the goon pen.

you did so good on this test you must have used a goon pen

by Youngtywong200 February 26, 2026

goofy ahh bro

"goofy ahh bro" means when someone did/is goofy. See the dictionary of "Goofy ahh" on urban dictionary.

goofy ahh bro fr

by MalwareMaster February 8, 2025

Goon mobile

The mobile that carries the ghost of the Gooner (Nautica malone)
(Dodge Challenger)

Wow! I just saw a Goon mobile drive by!!
Woozer!

by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025

Goonade

The act if holding your penis so tight midway through your goon session that all the tubes, blood and sperm explode in a grenade fashion.

"I threw a goonade in the bathroom and had to be rushed to the hospital"

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 12, 2025

Goon Lineage

The Goon Lineage is a group in the Goon Society that has a noted lack of structure, with its members acting much more independently than those in other groups. It accepts any who have nowhere else to goon and have the intent necessary to jelq in such a group. The members take pride in the ranks they receive in jerkmate ranked matches, seeing a lack of goons as proof of cowardice in ranked matches.

Ciken: Have you heard? The Goon Lineage's mentor, Hyper, was exposed for trying mastering the dark technique of the diddy bluds.

Yaaph: This will leave a mark on the Goon Society.

by Yaaph February 14, 2025

Goon Family

A family made up of two divorced parents, an arrested uncle, an annoying daughter, an estranged son, a depressed gay cousin, a weird grandmother, and a Yorkshire terrier. The parents despise each other and only stay together for the sake of their family. The uncle is currently in jail for harassing children and is not allowed anywhere near a school. The daughter is just annoying, and the son spends most of his time alone in his bedroom edging. The depressed gay cousin's parents died in a house fire so she now lives with the Goon family. The grandmother visits once every 50 years and says nothing. The dog is the glue of the Goon family, she is what keeps them together and a somewhat happy family. Their favorite family activity is gooning on the audience at shows.

"The Goon family was gooning all over the audience!".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".

by Maraudersequallife February 15, 2025