A family made up of two divorced parents, an arrested uncle, an annoying daughter, an estranged son, a depressed gay cousin, a weird grandmother, and a Yorkshire terrier. The parents despise each other and only stay together for the sake of their family. The uncle is currently in jail for harassing children and is not allowed anywhere near a school. The daughter is just annoying, and the son spends most of his time alone in his bedroom edging. The depressed gay cousin's parents died in a house fire so she now lives with the Goon family. The grandmother visits once every 50 years and says nothing. The dog is the glue of the Goon family, she is what keeps them together and a somewhat happy family. Their favorite family activity is gooning on the audience at shows.
"The Goon family was gooning all over the audience!".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
by Maraudersequallife February 15, 2025
A trash human who died lonely and was very pathetic. He abused children and when his best friend tried to stand up for him he called her a slur. He had a bias toward Slytherin house and didn't know what shampoo was. His hair was greasier than Papa John's pizza. He died as the quote on quote Slytherin hero. Like stfu what about Regulus who literally died finding one of Voldemorts horcruxes AND THEN made a fake one. People still say he was the SlyTheRin heRo. Shaking my head.
by Maraudersequallife July 02, 2022