1 definition by Maraudersequallife

Snape

A trash human who died lonely and was very pathetic. He abused children and when his best friend tried to stand up for him he called her a slur. He had a bias toward Slytherin house and didn't know what shampoo was. His hair was greasier than Papa John's pizza. He died as the quote on quote Slytherin hero. Like stfu what about Regulus who literally died finding one of Voldemorts horcruxes AND THEN made a fake one. People still say he was the SlyTheRin heRo. Shaking my head.

"Who abused children and was a huge dick his whole life to everyone he knew?"
"Snape!"

by Maraudersequallife July 2, 2022