I’m eat the page 

When you get red all over the page, there is only one thing to do. Eat page!!!!!!

“Yo bro did you see FINN last night? He was totally eating the page”

“Bro I’m eat the page ngl”

I’m eat the page by The best in the world ever January 11, 2021

I want to eat your pancreas 

Dont see that anime if you want to cry.I want to eat your pancreas Is AN anime that Is 1:48 hours long,It talks about love and two best Friends.I cried k..

I want to eat your pancreas:Is like a medicine invented by Sakura,if your stomach hurts eat a stomach ecc...

I want to eat your pancreas by Lil...s4ra February 9, 2021

kids who eat bananas 

kids who eat bananas are kids who consume a fruit named bananas.

Woman: are you kid who eat bananas?
Kid: yes
Woman: So that makes you kids who eat bananas?
Kid: Yes i eat bananas

kids who eat bananas by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

I could eat a horse 

The proper third line to a haiku.

Today was so mid
Nothing was very goated
I could eat a horse

I could eat a horse by Shane Churilla July 30, 2021

Time to eat some ass

A circumspect way to talk about a surprise birthday cake

Hey for James its time to eat some ass, can you get some plates, please.

Time to eat some ass by RexViper2000 November 14, 2021

you look like you eat sand 

your mouth is dryer than the sahara desert, dryer than your moms vagina

Why yo mouth so dry? 'You look like you eat sand.'

you look like you eat sand by alexwall28 January 2, 2022

i want to eat your hair 

a phrase that should never be said by anyone

person 1 : Zamn, shes 12 😍
person 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 all in unison : I want to eat your hair.

i want to eat your hair by theseconds February 7, 2022