theseconds's definitions

dzyrkyng

freaky ass way to say "jerking"

person 1 : i love dzyrkyng it
person 2 : what the fuck does that mean

by theseconds August 23, 2025

keace

to kill thy self

guy 1 : im gonna go keace
guy 2 : thx

by theseconds January 1, 2024

shugabush

a guy made of bushes in my singing monsters who goes like "yeahyeahyeahhhhh" and he plays mandolin too

msm fan : yo i just hatched a shugabush
normal person : what the fuck is a shugabush

by theseconds January 8, 2023

anschluss time

time to be of anschluss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No-no Germany-ball : Anschluss time
Belgium-ball : Why

by theseconds February 7, 2022

i want to eat your hair

a phrase that should never be said by anyone

person 1 : Zamn, shes 12 😍
person 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 all in unison : I want to eat your hair.

by theseconds February 7, 2022