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Luke Joseph DeSio 

Lucas Joseph DeSio, a world acclaimed sketch artist, was born in Davis, California in 1998. Growing up in Davis, he learned the ins and outs of fermenting beer while working with his grandmother at her pastry shop. Due to the lack of alcoholics in schools, Lucious moved to Sacramento. There he met a young girl and his wife to be, Sophie who introduced him to the culture of "fungus tea". After many failed attempts and billions of dollars spent, Luke discovered the melody to combine fermentation and culturing. He would soon have fame and fortune but mainly, trouble. Luke started to get into prescription vitamins and met a 70's styled tranny, Karl. Their affair was discovered and Luke was shipped back to Paraguay. He is now attending school.
Luke Joseph DeSio couldn't swing after his arms were chopped off
Luke Joseph DeSio by M0THER April 13, 2009
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A Japanese word commonly used to indicate the speaker is a retarded wannabe Japanese anime-whore

As in:

OMG, Inuyasha is the best, desu!

My WOW marriage fell through, it sucks, desu!

Do you like my new cat ears? I just bought them along with a large collection of leather belts, desu!

I am a massive power tool, desu!
desu by The W@tcher March 24, 2009

destiny's child 

a really good r&b group. Who had 3 member changes.
destiny's child by jj May 13, 2005

destinos 

An educational soap opera made by some guys at the University of Illinois-Champagna. The purpose of Destinos is to immerse lowere level college and mid level high school Spanish students in the language. Its format is based on the Spanish "telenovela" soap formula, different from the U.S. and others because there is actually a plot, hmm, what a novel idea!
Destinos is dumb, don't watch them if your life depends on it.
destinos by pdzeller March 11, 2005
A girl that is quite rude, but is one of the most loyal friends you could ever get. She tends to say what's on her mind, not caring if people get offended. If they get offended and she cares about them she'll apologize.
Desie can be a bit mean, but once you get to know her you see she's quite sweet
Desie by Alisha666 July 23, 2011

desi second base 

conversation - preferably by both parties and not dealing with curry or bollywood
Man, Nandita and I discussed quantum physics yesterday. We totally reached desi second base, yaar!
desi second base by Dan Babu November 30, 2006