coner boner 

The act of having a massive erection for Conan O'Brien.

My coner boner was so huge last night when Conan stripped nude and started eating jelly beans!

coner boner by ConeyIsland69 February 28, 2013

bargain boner

When you get such a good bargain you get a boner from it.

I just picked up a nixon jacket and adio shoes for a fourth of the price! i have such a bargain boner right now.

bargain boner by Mammoth October 2, 2013

personality boner 

Someone's personality makes them super attractive.

I got a personality boner for her.

personality boner by Chowmein October 31, 2013

Stock Boner 

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.

"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."

Stock Boner by LaliasIA February 11, 2014

The boner game 

Game; A race to see who can get hard the fastest without aid from pictures or touch.

oi mate, want to play the boner game???

The boner game by yaldi July 11, 2014

moany boner 

When you have a boner, but it's so strong that you moan.

Why are you so load?
It's because im so hard and have a moany boner

moany boner by Shinny momma February 6, 2015

Cement Boner 

When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down

Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball

Cement Boner by kevro February 11, 2015