pepperoni pizza blanket

Pepperoni Pizza flavored condom that you hope stretches.

Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.

by nstlr007 December 7, 2019

Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

draw a blank

Painting you do on your girlfriend's face when you shoot blanks.

Guy: This guy told me, that his girl left him post his prostate surgery because he can only draw a blank on her face.
Listening guy: 'tf are you talking about
Guy: He told me, she is rubbing some other guy, who is into face painting her face and she thinks it makes her face look ten years younger.
Listening guy: Yea, whatever

by Ajnr May 20, 2020

Pigs in a blanket

Where you have 2 or more cops wrapped in a blanket and shoved their own batons in their anus until it starts to bleed

‘Hey bro i just did pigs in a blanket with the school cops yesterday it got messy’

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty June 18, 2020

can't be blank

can't be blank

can't be blank

by CorgulantCaster44 December 22, 2020

Black gurl blink

The ultimate look of dismissal, often from a Black girl, where she looks at you, then blinks (with big beautiful eyelashes) and looks away and rolls her eyes.

Damn! did you just see that Black gurl blink she just gave you?! i bet she wants to f***...

by silentlovegod January 12, 2021