fauxtosynthesis

the process by which one turns their lawn green without the use of photosynthesis. The usual method is to use lawn paint.

My city is imposing $500 fines for watering on the wrong days, and my lawn is all dead and brown. Time for some fauxtosynthesis!

by silentlovegod November 3, 2015

Black gurl blink

The ultimate look of dismissal, often from a Black girl, where she looks at you, then blinks (with big beautiful eyelashes) and looks away and rolls her eyes.

Damn! did you just see that Black gurl blink she just gave you?! i bet she wants to f***...

by silentlovegod January 12, 2021

Black gurl blink

The ultimate look of dismissal, often from a Black girl, where she looks at you, then blinks (with big beautiful eyelashes) and looks away and rolls her eyes.

Damn! did you just see that Black gurl blink she just gave you?! i bet she wants to f***...

by silentlovegod January 12, 2021