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The camel flies at midnight 

When a sista from another mista has a cameltoe, this is the secret girl code to use if you want to let her know.
Jessica: "OMG, Andrea, the camel flies at midnight!"

Andrea: "EEEK, thanks! I'll fix it."

Jessica: "Always got your back, gurlfrand."

give the soldiers a burial at sea 

To defecate into a toilet
Chris, open that door! I have to give the soldiers a burial at sea!

Bare taw or nae taw at aw 

East coast Scots for "we're not having sex with a condom on. " - usually uttered by wannabe single mothers to their ned boyfriends.
Its bare taw or nae taw at aw. If you want to shag me, nae johnny.

The 5 Nights at Freddy's Effect 

When a bunch of larger Youtubers rush in to cover a trending topic, ironically blowing up the topic, and making it bigger than it would have ever done on it's own.
The Marina Joyce Kidnapping theory is sometime thought of as an example of "The 5 Nights at Freddy's Effect".

Throw-able at-able 

Someone who inspires you to throw things at them. Big things, small things, heavy things, random things...anything. Just because you feel inclined to pick up anything you have around you and toss it at them.
That douchebag with that stupid sweater makes me want to toss something at him, he’s so Throw-able at-able.
Throw-able at-able by SAK 42 March 3, 2019

Mom that is not good at parenting 

threatens to beat you, will yell at you if you say "i dont know" but sometimes tells you to say it, looks for things in your room to have a ascuse to scream at you, says they never tell lies (but lie about everything), gets so drunk to the point where they almost sleep with you for a whole night, will loose the things they take away from you and not give a shit about it (can be lost for even 4 months), gives you deppression and axiety but since she "knows everything" she just gives you pills, if you talk back at all she'll treat you like shit (dont forget she reminds you about it everyday), and thats not even a start.
my mom that is not good at parenting just threating to cut all my hair off in my sleep (true story)