A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
by B1992 June 29, 2016
Get the Dick Lickermug. "How's it going with (enter girls/guys name)?
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."
by Dabbasaurus August 22, 2019
Get the Snicker Dickmug. Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.
" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"
by Smolpapi May 5, 2020
Get the bent dick energymug. Someone who uses Urban Dictionary to spew hate, racism, sexism, prejudice, discrimination and the like, instead of providing an actual definition of an actual word.
LOL this dude just posted some nasty ish about what's-her-name on the Urban Dictionary!
Oh don't mind him he's just an urban dick.
Oh don't mind him he's just an urban dick.
by modicumx January 25, 2025
Get the urban dickmug. by Fuckmedaddaddywithrooster April 21, 2019
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Get the dick mommug.