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vacation dick

A dick so large that you have to take breaks between receiving it's "huge" satisfaction.
Carry: Hey how was John last night
Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break
by Smalldicksally June 16, 2016
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confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.
Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.
by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009
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dick lesson

When you teach someone how to use a dick, ensuring your mates can use their dick to full-strength
BoOb- Ayo, can you give me a quick dick lesson?

JeFf- Ofcouse, come here.
by gauhati January 7, 2022
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Dick jam

A game where you slap your penis against your abdomen as hard as possible. Or you slap it upwards and shred paper or sea weed.
Man, I'm going to be the next Dick Jam gold medalist!
by dickjam#1 September 11, 2016
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Dick Repo

When ones Ex-Girlfriend returns to take a bro back from his friends.
The other day Tori came by and just Dick Repo'd Jack. His bros poured one out for him.
by Jesse Madore March 29, 2013
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Dick Butter Stick

A solid rectangular block of cum the size of a fairly large stick of butter.
What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s dick butter stick.”
by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022
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