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Urban Dictionary

a fucked up place for racism and sexism of ppl in different countries than the fucked up place urban dictionary came from. This website is a terrible place for little kids. It teaches them the true meaning of sex in an inappropriate language many of us have no fucking clue to what they are talking about or fucking. This website should be closed down for maintenance until all inappropriate language is put away (except the porn) and all its racist comments be erased unless it has to do with Africa in that case no one gives a damn shit about the god damn forsaken waste land of God himself. Furthermore, the funny comments of ppls names and the acronyms should stay just because of thier funny liking but the names of famous ppl should be erased if you do not want the ppl of the republic to hunt you down and make u kiss ur ass goodbye. Now the sons of bitches who created this mutha fuckin website should die with curses on their families 4 eva but the funny definitions have taught us a great value: WE TRUELY ARE GAYLORDS OR MUTHA FUKAS. I would also just like to say:

"FUCK YOU ALL"
by chicken of wisconsin July 18, 2008
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Urban Cowboy

Slighty more civilized hillbillies. See Redneck Tim McGraw. (Country Music section of your Music store)

THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN
Bullshit -> Psycho Bitch -> KKK -> Hillbillies -> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans
Urban Cowboys wave up American Flags 24 hours of the day and write country songs about the US Army ramming their boots up Saddam's ass, cause "It's the American Way." Well... maybe the South.
by G-Union June 23, 2004
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urban dictionary

A veritable cornucopia of streetwise lingo, posted and defined by its readers.
by definerninjaz September 19, 2009
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urban armor

morbidly obese inner city people,protected by adipose tissue fat could be an example of Darwinism, survival of the fattest at least for short term.
from a unnamed big city E.R. E.R. doc says to nurse bullet lodged in her flank, missed all her vital organs saved by her urban armor. another example ,is Lane Bryant shooting fashion for big women the lone survivor played possum after being shot in the fat part of her neck.
by thurstonman January 11, 2009
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it's not urban encyclopedia

a phrase used by UD editors while reading 750 word definitions that never quite seem to finish.
after reading the def for "radical feminism," and realizing it took me almost half an hour to learn nothing, I said to myself "jesus freakin christ, it's not urban encyclopedia!"
by earpuller November 20, 2010
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Urban Beam

An urban beam is associated with older people aged above 40 years of age. It is an imaginary thin beam like shape located at the centre of a person's upper body and the term is used when a person of an older age understands and genuinely takes an interest in modern urban activities such as breakdancing, beat boxing, graffiti art and various other things. These beams light up when these people see these types of activites which they enjoy greatly.
Person 1 - Did you see that Piers Morgan on TV last night.

Person 2 - What on that show Britian's Got Talent?

Person 1 - Yeah, did you see those breakdancers

Person 2 - No but did the judges like them

Person 1 - They liked them a lot, but not as much as Piers. His urban beam was shining bright so they must have been good.
by Michael McNiven May 28, 2008
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Urban Dick

Someone who makes up pointless words or phrases and submit them to the Urban Dictionary. They have never been used in real life and never will because they are too stupid.
Joe: He has no life. He has nothing better to do than make up stupid words and send them to the Urban Dictionary.

Bob: Urban dick.

Joe: Total urban dick.
by Buck33wheat January 1, 2010
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