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Sports Cock

After strenuous exercise (e.g. the gym) the penis is extremely deflated and small due to the previous adrenaline pumping activity.
"Good gym session, Pete"

"Yeh, felt awesome, but i've got major sports cock now, Gutted!"
by P.Halliday May 15, 2009
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Hard Cocking

Being penetrated by a hard penis; having sex with a hard penis.
Last night, my boyfriend hard cocked me.
I hope he hard cocks me tonight.
I'm hard cocking her tonight.
by Morgette January 1, 2012
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cock snot

When he spent his load deep in her craterlike vault she said "when you pull out don't drag your dick on my thigh and get cock snot all over me!"
by Anonymous December 28, 2002
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touch cocks

The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.
Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010
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cock diesel

Very big, strong, buff guy. Lots of muscles.
"That dude is cock diesel, I ain't messin' with him."
by BigWillie December 30, 2004
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cock scarfing

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.
Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!
by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007
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crack cock

Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.
"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"
by Natasha Koshka February 22, 2008
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