Late Train

A chain-reaction that occurs at a social gathering, meeting, practice, or other form of social interaction, initiated by an individual announcing to the group that they are going to be late, which in turn, results in other members taking their sweet-ass time to get ready, often resulting in the actual event being pushed back as far as even a couple of hours.

We were meant to have a banquet around 4o’clock this afternoon, but because the most charismatic person in our group said she was going to be late, she caused a late train, pushing back the party to 6:30.

by deyzle August 25, 2018

Gravy Train

It is the combination of Ground Beef, Mashed Potatoes, and Brown Gravy. The Mashed Potatoes are grounded on the bottom as the foundation, then the Ground Beef is stacked on top of the Mashed Potatoes and topped off with a small amount of Brown Gravy. It is a tradition of Alabama, to squish a dinner roll with your palms and scoop said food combination, it makes for a delicious meal.

"Hey mom, are you making Malachi's favorite meal today?"

"Mmmmm... You did a great job on the gravy train, Mom. The Mashed potatoes taste great!

by Code January 22, 2019

On the express train to Narnia

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train

Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"

by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019

Amanda fain on the crazy train

woman with genatal warts that crazy as hell

That Amanda fain on the crazy train done gave me something

by Younowme September 5, 2018

Late Train

'Late Train' is a game. 6 men must get in a circle and have a carpet in the middle. They all undress, and they start to masturbate. The one who cums last takes 1st place. The other 5 must drink their own cum. Whoever drinks it the fastest wins, and the bottom three have to have a gangbang together. The other two winners get a 30 min. gangbang with a willing girl and 1st prize is a girl for 5 hours. All for yourself.

'Dude, I played Late Train last night!'
'How did it go?'
'Well, I have to say that getting a dick in my mouth and my ass at the same time is not ideal...'

by Faggot Mouse September 10, 2018

Train set twat

A middle aged cretin who dwells in there attic playing with train sets To avoid interacting with the misses due to the underlying hatred of her driven by the fact she spends all his money on new shoes and cars to impress her boss so she can get filled in.

‘Hows that train set twat’ who cares get your cock out.

by Bneth September 11, 2018

empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.

Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018