Lady simp

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Damn look at Jennifer, she's going for the weird kid. What a lady simp.

by Smol.bbg March 14, 2020

simp call

when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company

I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.

by rjavalon May 30, 2022

The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.

Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!

by gibblie May 31, 2023

Barrito simp

Will wear any sweater you give them, does anything to impress or get you to like them.

Bro she looks like a barrito simp

by Loops6 March 11, 2022

Simp and Taya

best couple you could say ig

Harold look at them Simp and Taya what an epic couple

by Simp is ass water February 08, 2021

Grand-Master simp

A guy with so low self-esteem that he would literally do anything for any female attention, no matter what the cost, the consequence or any logical choice would be.

ChoiceNFTs is a Grand-Master simp that would do anything for his mooncunt goddess

by Gabe775 November 05, 2023

NO SIMP DECEMBER

yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.

“Maybe I should get his snap”

“No simp december”

by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021