Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....
by the idiot-arse July 3, 2009
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-You're borrowing your friends new cell phone and playing around with it, and when your friend asks you for it, you say you don't have it, only to realize you left it on top of a car, that has moved...a far distance...
-You ask a friend to pick you up for a party, and you take atleast 45 minutes to get ready...
-When a friend wants to meet up with you at 11:00 am, and you're still sleeping, and then you pull one of the above forementioned...
-You take atleast a 1/2 hour telling the same story to someone, and you repeat it 4 times, or you try to narrate stories that don't have endings...
-When you try to pull a prank, and it turns back on you...
-You love to call 'shotgun' and then play with the radio...
-You ask everybody for a ride to every party...
-Every party you go to, you crash...
-For a religious holiday, you dress up as a Cow...
-When you call someones house instead of their cell phone at the late hours of the night...and they are not home...
you are allowed to say:
"Ahh crap, I just pulled a Shaan Q"
To Pull A Shaan Q is priceless
-You're borrowing your friends new cell phone and playing around with it, and when your friend asks you for it, you say you don't have it, only to realize you left it on top of a car, that has moved...a far distance...
-You ask a friend to pick you up for a party, and you take atleast 45 minutes to get ready...
-When a friend wants to meet up with you at 11:00 am, and you're still sleeping, and then you pull one of the above forementioned...
-You take atleast a 1/2 hour telling the same story to someone, and you repeat it 4 times, or you try to narrate stories that don't have endings...
-When you try to pull a prank, and it turns back on you...
-You love to call 'shotgun' and then play with the radio...
-You ask everybody for a ride to every party...
-Every party you go to, you crash...
-For a religious holiday, you dress up as a Cow...
-When you call someones house instead of their cell phone at the late hours of the night...and they are not home...
you are allowed to say:
"Ahh crap, I just pulled a Shaan Q"
To Pull A Shaan Q is priceless
by Abdullateef Muhiuddin (Muhi) July 24, 2008
Get the To Pull A Shaan Q mug.Related Words
1. "to hook up with a person outside of a relationship or fling"
2. "to engage in acts in one night with multiple people (at or not at the same time)"
2. "to engage in acts in one night with multiple people (at or not at the same time)"
by Whitney Smith September 18, 2004
Get the to pull a Whitney mug.To get so mad due to another conversation that you feel the need to slap the person right next to you whos telling you to calm down. The end result is punching that person in the mouth.
by Nextpres April 24, 2010
Get the to pull a Tyler mug.To "Pull a Gabe" - To inadvertently spill food, drink, condiments, or other unwanted substance on your clothes, leaving an attention-drawing stain.
Can also be used as a verb: To "Gabe" - To inadvertently spill food, drink or condiments or other unwanted substances on another's clothes, leaving him/her with an attention-drawing stain.
Can also be used as a verb: To "Gabe" - To inadvertently spill food, drink or condiments or other unwanted substances on another's clothes, leaving him/her with an attention-drawing stain.
Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe:
"what's that on your shirt? Did you pull a gabe?"
"don't reach over me to dip your chip in the salsa, you might gabe me."
"what's that on your shirt? Did you pull a gabe?"
"don't reach over me to dip your chip in the salsa, you might gabe me."
by MTHM March 25, 2008
Get the Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe mug.to pull a Schreiber, or to make a Schreiber is the art of unnoticed disappearing, vanishing, literally evaporating from a party or other social events in order to obscure the advancing inability of social interaction due to high levels of intoxication, especially to avoid lengthy and awkward goodbyes.
There are three stages of pulling a Schreiber. All of them abide by the same aforementioned principle but they differ in respect of the mastery of execution.
The standard issue Schreiber describes the act in terms that you drop out of the party step by step, conversations become rarer according to the level of intoxication. The soon to be Schreibee will become more and more reclusive and finally pull the Schreiber and leave.
To pull a flawless Schreiber you are required to be a full-blown, all-out party animal, talk to each and everybody all night, nobody realizes how incredibly drunk you are and while everybody else suspects you to be at the john or buy more beer, you pulled a Schreiber and are in fact on your way home, usually unconscious.
The hightest tier of Schreibers is the Ghost-Schreiber. In this case, you are already massively loaded when you arrive at the party. You considered your intake to be still socially acceptable but you realise that you only will be able to slur like Stallone after couple of botox shots in the upper lip. All you do is sneak in, drink a few more shots and then leave as stealthily as you came.
There are three stages of pulling a Schreiber. All of them abide by the same aforementioned principle but they differ in respect of the mastery of execution.
The standard issue Schreiber describes the act in terms that you drop out of the party step by step, conversations become rarer according to the level of intoxication. The soon to be Schreibee will become more and more reclusive and finally pull the Schreiber and leave.
To pull a flawless Schreiber you are required to be a full-blown, all-out party animal, talk to each and everybody all night, nobody realizes how incredibly drunk you are and while everybody else suspects you to be at the john or buy more beer, you pulled a Schreiber and are in fact on your way home, usually unconscious.
The hightest tier of Schreibers is the Ghost-Schreiber. In this case, you are already massively loaded when you arrive at the party. You considered your intake to be still socially acceptable but you realise that you only will be able to slur like Stallone after couple of botox shots in the upper lip. All you do is sneak in, drink a few more shots and then leave as stealthily as you came.
#1 You think to yourself: "Omg, I am so drunk, I can't talk anymore. If I said goodbye now, everybody will try to talk me around. Screw it, I am about to pull a Schreiber."
#2 Hey, where's Steve? - I don't know. - I was talking to him a minute ago, he was so wired all night. - I guess he pulled a flawless Schreiber. - Wow, that's some Covert Ops material right there.
#3 Hey, where's Steve? Didn't he say he wanted to come, too? - Haven't seen him all night. - Hey, check the Jacky bottle, guess he pulled a Ghost Schreiber on us.
#2 Hey, where's Steve? - I don't know. - I was talking to him a minute ago, he was so wired all night. - I guess he pulled a flawless Schreiber. - Wow, that's some Covert Ops material right there.
#3 Hey, where's Steve? Didn't he say he wanted to come, too? - Haven't seen him all night. - Hey, check the Jacky bottle, guess he pulled a Ghost Schreiber on us.
by BigMuff75 August 25, 2014
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