Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

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Cow

A nickname for someone who’s last name starts with the sound like mooooooo

people call me cow because my last name is mucciacciaro(mooooo-cha-cha-ro)

by great I have no life October 19, 2019

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When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard

Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready

by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022

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ner cow rage

imense rage from someone

He's so mad. Fear his ner cow rage!

by Emo Metalhead August 9, 2007

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Cow

The best friend you will ever have.

"I spent all day with my cow , in a field, alone"

by EVOLCB December 1, 2021

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Grass-fed Cow

A woman who is naturally thick, strong, and well-built—like she’s been raised on real food and hard work, not processed nonsense. She ain’t no fast food snack—she’s a whole farm-to-table entrée. Muscles, curves, and attitude all in one juicy package. Think curves, power, and presence. She’s healthy, hearty, and holds it down.

“Bro, did you see her? That’s a grass-fed cow right there—thick in all the right places.”

by SoggySpaghetti June 4, 2025

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