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The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard
Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready
by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022
mugGet the The sloppy cowmug.

Cow

A nickname for someone who’s last name starts with the sound like mooooooo
people call me cow because my last name is mucciacciaro(mooooo-cha-cha-ro)
by great I have no life October 19, 2019
mugGet the Cowmug.

Cow quacker

An animal breaks the ducks quacker I’m the neck
The dog will cow quacker the quacker out of the ducks neck
by HOO HOO MAStER 1234 June 11, 2018
mugGet the Cow quackermug.

Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019
mugGet the Mad cow diseasemug.

cow kick

Matthew "i just been cow kicked"
by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018
mugGet the cow kickmug.

Cow Dude YFGA

Cow Dude YFGA and other YFGA members are cringe. They Attack Good youtubers for no reason and they thinks harassing on other people is cool
Cow Dude YFGA: dJ cOOk ehxposkej LOLLLLLLLL
Minilla Dude (Me): Shut up and nobody cares about you
Cow Dude YFGA: sHUt Up i Wiwiillll Exiiiipoisooh yuo kIDDic!
Minilla Dude (Me): Get A Life Kid!

By Minilla Dude
by YourLocalOGISMHater January 17, 2024
mugGet the Cow Dude YFGAmug.

Bust in a Cow

Ey Jimbo go bust in a cow just how ya like it mate!
by Lack of Brain Oxygen December 25, 2021
mugGet the Bust in a Cowmug.

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