ass-kissing in agreement 

When one person says anything about anything, the said ass-kisser will agree with whatever the indivdual says

Individual: "Hmm, this pasta tastes bland"

Ass-kisser:"Oh yeah, so bland- very bland! geeeze what is this crap?"

Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"Woww, if that isn't a perfect example of ass-kissing in agreement, idk what is."

Person eating with Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"I know, perfect example seriously nothing could top that. You're so right."

ass-kissing in agreement by SmishSm0shh March 4, 2010

Ass Harassment 

The act of grabbing, touching, punching, kicking, or unwanted fucking of the ass of any living thing. A branch of sexual harassment, but more specific.

Tom is an Ass Harassment victim; he is forever scarred.

Ass Harassment by A Shit Being December 28, 2010

ass ramen

The act of shoving rice noodles in someone's ass, and having them shit it out for someone's dinner.

Hey Marty, I got some ass ramen brewin, you want some bro?

ass ramen by General_Earl January 13, 2013

ass bug 

A person with a huge ass. Like 90% ass.

She is such an ass bug. Like damnnn

ass bug by Sweet leaf babe October 12, 2013

ASS DAY 

A national day for your Lover

Smack there ass, fuck there ass, because it’s national ASS DAY

“Today was ASS DAY, so I took my girlfriend”..

ASS DAY by JsjzksnxksksksAN November 4, 2019

ass-end of space

A location extremely far away. A great distant away.

I have a prescription for THC, but the only dispensary near me is at the "ass-end of space"!

ass-end of space by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2021

ass gas or grass

If someone is asking you for a ride and you don´t feel the need to give it away for nothing, it´s a good opportunity to ask for "ass, gas or grass".

Meaning you wish to take advantage of the situation by getting a good fuck, some bucks for the gas you´re gonna need or at least something to get a buzz from.

(Maybe one of you might describe it better, as I´m by no means a native speaker!)

"You wanna go to Mexico with me? Take a ride? Well, what´s your currency...
ass gas or grass ?
Nobody rides for free, you know?!"

ass gas or grass by Fichtelschwein February 5, 2010