Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

by Shandon November 29, 2021

Fine as a frog slink

Often used to describe beauty beyond words. Frog hair is fine, but a frog slink is even finer.

Wow, Maija. You are fine as a frog slink!

by brooklynmars December 22, 2021

Thick as a walnut

Absolutely thick and juicy like a walnut

Woah dude this dildo is thick as a walnut

by Jambone March 11, 2022

About as useful as a dry bar of soap

Useless.

"Cba"

"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"

by T4Y March 30, 2022

Single as a pringle

They are dating and single. They are the pringle that is the hardest one to get at the bottom of the can, unless you turn the can upside down.

I'm as Single as a Pringle.

by Carbikeperson June 6, 2022

happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls and can roam and do other cats

They was happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries for free

by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022

happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls it can roam and be with other cats

They were happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries paid for

by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022