April Fool's Day

Noun: A day when one's deepest desire comes *true*. (and fools all their friends on facebook!)

1. Alison changed her relationship status on facebook to "Alison is engaged" on April Fool's Day. Many of her facebook friends fell for it but Betty just laughed at her desperation.

2. Richard buys lotto every week and on April Fool's Day, he updates his facebook status to "Richard is now a millionaire!!! He just won lotto!!!"

by gadgetfish May 1, 2010

April 12th

U think April 12th is special because April 11th was National Grab Ass Day, well, today is Thank Connor Clark for Being So Damn Handsome Day!

April 12th is Thank Connor Clark for Being SO DAMN HANDSOME DAY! @dcc21105

by dcc21105 May 25, 2018

April 12

The upon which woman are expected to grab a dick. Also known as national grab dick day

It’s April 12, I gotta grab a dick!

by Jimmy’s April 12, 2019

April 9, 1999

The day Schlatt ####### ###### all those people. He thought he could silence us, but were still here, we know.

Guy 1: Do you know what Jonathan Schlatt did on April 9, 1999?
Guy 2: he ####### ###### ### ##### ######## civilians

by hullám October 14, 2023

April 8th, 2014

The worst day of 2014: Windows XP finally became obsolete, and its support officially ended.
Rest In Peace Windows XP. You were the best operating system ever. I'll still use you in my VM's...

Guy 1: What's this about Windows XP support ending on April 8th, 2014?
Guy 2: Dude, Windows XP is dying.
Guy 1: RIP Windows XP

by T1G3RCH3 February 15, 2018

April Birthday Gurl

Quarantined:The year it all went to shit. Who ever said a person can't change the world never undercooked a bat before and it shows.

I feel so bad for Krystal because she was an April Birthday Gurl!

by KootieKween April 12, 2020

April 11, 1954

A day that was statistically proven in 2010 to be the most boring day in (recorded) history, at least in the 20th century up until that day. Three events occurred on this day: An election in Belgium, the birth of a Turkish future academic, and the death of a long-retired football (soccer) player.

Imagine a major life event for you occurring on April 11, 1954, and more than fifty years later, the day is only remembered for how statistically boring it was.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 21, 2022