Those are just her nipples

A phrase used when something has been completed but it has just been realized that there's still more to do.

Origin: Internet personality Jordan Cole was talking to his friend Henry about this girl he hooked up with who he claimed had "breasts the size of watermelons."

Henry: bro, I'm sorry but I just can't picture a girl with tits that big.
Jordan Cole: let's put it into perspective, they're about the size of your side view mirrors.
Henry: I thought you said they were the size of watermelons?
Jordan Cole: Oh, those are just her nipples.

Hiker 1: Hell yeah, looks like we just reached the summit of the mountain.
Hiker 2: Yeah? Well those are just her nipples, there's still two miles left.

by TheTickleBunny August 21, 2018

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022

"Just Move" Money

Phrase applied to people who have the financial capacity to move away from most, if not all, major social issues while leaving everyone poorer than them to actually try and solve them, who then believe that every other human being on the planet has the same ability to "Just Move" away from whatever issue is making headlines at the time. Similar to "First World Problems".

Do you have "Just Move" Money?
- Excerpt from YouTube comment on Trump's Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

by Definitely_Not_A_Book_Reader June 30, 2024

Just Stop By

a term for having simple dinner plans and ending up at epic parties with Daniel Laporte with incredibly attractive/successful people and being fed the alcoholic equivalent of rocket fuel by his supermodel BFFs until 3am.

Hey, we could get a layover in Reno... let's rent an RV and we'll JUST STOP BY this cool little event, Burning Man....

Oh, my friend Scorsese is having a premiere around the corner... slip on a tux, we'll JUST STOP BY...

It's getting late. I think I'll go home soon, but Beyonce's birthday dinner is on the walk over. Let's JUST STOP BY...

by RootSigma December 13, 2021

it was just spaghetti-o's

A phrase used when a criminal is accused of possession of drugs in Georgia, the criminal usually makes an excuse for his actions, mostly just this phrase. It all started when a 21 year old girl was sitting in a passenger seat of a car, accused for smuggling meth, and she replied with, at court "it was just spaghetti-o's!" She got put into jail for several months, and was freed because it really was *justttt* spaghetti-o's.

Judge: The trial may begin for the defendant's supposed possession of coke.
Defendant: "It was just Spaghetti-o's!!"

by YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOI April 24, 2019

Just your dick

And the sense of entitlement than comes along with it.

Hym "No it's just your dick and if you need to steal everything from me for women to be equal then they are not equal. And you stealing from me doesn't make you any less inferior because no one COULD steal from you in the same way because you and your mind are worthless. Ree-lon's entire justification is 'covering up the fact that he's retarded.' No one will ever know!"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005