shank

A form of time saving, by combining a wank with a lengthy process in the bathroom beginning in 'S'

There are many forms of shank, most common ones are:
1) A shit and a wank
2) A shower and a wank
3) A shave and a wank

if you'll excuse me, im off for a shank!

by benj25 December 28, 2005

Spankydroid

Someone who really likes the world of robots and especially want to spank them in several ways.

Ghans103- Wow, you just like Spankydroid!

by Ghans103 December 14, 2004

A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

A big hairy fucker who dad was not dare so he talk aboat hus spunk all week

I am aaa A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

shank

To masturbate and defacate at the same time. The word originates from an amalgamation of the words "shit" and "wank".

Guy 1:"Dude have you ever had a shank?"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"

by peteybobs July 16, 2007

shank

nigger stabbing.

last night i shanked a bitch.

by MauraBtchMonster February 19, 2009

Shank

1. A homemade knife, usually made out of scrap metal, glass, or anything that is sharp.

2. A stab in which a shanking knife "shanks" you right below the rib, or into the rib.

That man over there is going on a shanking rampage!

Excuse me, but i found a shank in my silverware napkin

Ouch. That shank really hurt. Don't do it again cracker.

by joren1122 March 10, 2009

Shank

1) A bladed weapon (knife). can be used as a verb.

2) The word 'shank' can also be a combination of s(hower) and (w)ank. Reffers to masturbating in the shower.

1a) I always carry a shank
1b) I shanked that bre

2) I just had a cheeky shank

by HaRoHe2 August 14, 2009