Of cows

A way of saying/pronouncing "of course" for dramatic drawl and humorous effect.

Thanks for the compliment!
Of cows!

Wanna go out tonight?
Of cows. I am down for the cows. (cause)

by LingDanc803 August 20, 2023

Fuckish Cows

How Mr. Anderson writes Turkish rows.

Make sure you do at least three sets of fuckish cows.

by Frenchtard March 22, 2024

Cancer Cow

A delusional person, like Dee, who claims to have 'beaten cancer' when she is close to dying from it any day now. A tubbo like this hides an illness so people will think they are healthy. What a scam!

Cancer Cow really should 'fess up about her diagnosis.

by Squiggers62 July 24, 2024

vain cow

“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)

1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”

a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.

2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.

“Oh my god, you aren’t ready for the real world you vain cow”

by shaolint July 19, 2023

Leanto cow

Any cow that can stand straight upright on a hill side and you can get city friend to believe it.

City friend: how do the cows stand straight on the hill side like that? You: There a Leanto cows "Lean-two" there legs are shorter on one side so they can stand straight and not tip over.

by aolslayer September 26, 2017

Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 8, 2022

Flying cow

Noun - Type of cows that can fly.

Holy cow, that's a flying cow!?

Man, I've just seen a flying cow!

by TKien2 October 26, 2025