flaming mud pole 

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

flaming mud pole by matt March 2, 2004

tennessee mud cake

ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate

Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.

"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."

"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"

tennessee mud cake by buckEboi April 27, 2010

Mississippi Mud Pie

During intercourse between a male and a female, the man crouches down on the womens' chest, and takes a shit on her chest. The shit is then used for lube, which the women jacks off the male with it. Then the semen is mixed with the shit, and they feed it to eachother with their feet.

Tyler:Hey Brandon want a Mississippi Mud Pie?
Brandon: No thanks, Kaleigh already gave me one.

Mississippi Mud Pie by andihopeuchoke February 15, 2007

flaming mud 

What comes out of your ass after a night of eating a couple dozen 911 wings and having a few pitchers of draft beer.

I need to shove some I cubes up my burnt asshole after all that flaming mud.

flaming mud by Gabo McGaha March 3, 2007

P-Mud 

A word that is used to describe when you have to take a shit and a piss at the same time.

Dude I gotta go P-Mud!

P-Mud by DreadfulAct April 26, 2009

river mud 

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.

Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.

river mud by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010

Mississippi Mud Hop

The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.

"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."

Mississippi Mud Hop by Shin Wu Crippler March 6, 2012