Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024

lick of love

When a person licks their true loved neck

Girl: Why did you lick Mr
Man: It was the lick of love

by TheRealHarshTruth March 28, 2015

Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

Devious Lick

A retarded TikTok trend that is just destructive for no reason.

Just got a devious lick 😈
*steals a fucking urinal*

by Degunuts September 18, 2021

Hitting a lick

When Joe Douglas trades loud Brandon Meriweather for two first round picks.

“Joe Douglas hit a lick up in this jawn.”

By “hitting a lick” joe Douglas has fleeced the Seahawks

by Kylet8181 October 8, 2021

devious lick

When something is stolen usually for tik tok cloudy at school.

Tom" yo I just hit the most devious lick 😈,the toilet"

by Gotmgood September 18, 2021

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025