Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Ireland jones

Ireland Jones is one of the most beautiful, talented, kindest person you would ever meet. She is always down for a good time and when she is with her Pookie Sierra it is always a fun time and things get wild. Ireland usually thinks she is not good enough but little Does she know she is to good for anyone and is literally the definition of an amazing person. She is so gorgeous, she is as gorgeous as the sun rises and sunsets. But be careful don’t break her heart because she has a heartless best friend who is not afraid to break some fingers. When this girl loves, she loves hard. She is also very grumpy when waking up from a nap so never wake her up. Overall she is just the best person and the best best friend any girl could ask for. <3

Boy or girl 1- Hey did you see Ireland jones?

Boy or girl 2 - yes omg she is looking so beautiful today!

Boy or girl 3- did you also see her clothes? They are fire.

Boy 1 - don’t make the mistake of hurting her, I got my hand broken from her best friend Sierra.

by S_br6nd234 February 17, 2024

Daniel Jones

Paper Weight

Don’t give out another Daniel Jones contract.

by NYGMason March 8, 2024

jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed

Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?

by 88s.archive March 20, 2024

David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

Working Jonesboro

A phrase used to explain to your boss, that after taking off the previous Thursday-Friday, you also need the following Wednesday-Sunday off because you may not have the skills necessary for the current job.

“Oh man…I need another week off to go start Working Jonesboro to gain a MA-1 A tier victory”

by Stephen McFolluo April 8, 2024

Jon jones

A amazing father, and responsible drinker. And does not like cocaine, just likes the smell of it.

JON JONES IS THE NEW UNDISPUTED UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!

by dobronxfan44 April 23, 2024