Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!

Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.

Golden Floor by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022

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golden cherry spritzer

A golden shower on your face mixed with a hint of last week's period. A mixed drink served without a glass.

She was so horny after her period, she did not bother with the double. She sat on my face and gave me a "Golden Cherry Spritzer".

golden cherry spritzer by CBHORNY April 10, 2022

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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

Golden-Alpaca Moment by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022

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Golden Grail

when one partner consumes enough of a gold favored alcoholic drink over a short period of time that their urine resembles the beverage's color when filling a corner store styrofoam cup to the brim (32 Oz. or 44 Oz. preferably) then presents it to their partner for a "thirst quencher" unbeknownst to them.

This has to be someone you are very comfortable with. I laughed, they laughed, it was funny to us. lol

A: "here try this."
B: "what is it?"
A: "a Golden Grail."
B:"smells."
A:"yea."

Golden Grail by remi rottenborn May 8, 2022