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by 5 7t January 28, 2025
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Glasstween

A modern preposition describing the state of being physically present with someone while mentally and emotionally separated by a digital screen. It identifies the "transparent void" created by smartphones in social settings.
"We went out for our anniversary, but spent the whole dinner glasstween each other checking our notifications."
by Suveki January 24, 2026
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glasses

Something you have to wear 🥀 you either look like a dork 🤡 or smart and cool 🤓 😎

you have to wipe them 419 times before all the dirt comes out and you hate looking in the mirror
Person 1: I look bad in these glasses.
Person 2: sthu! just be a man!
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 3, 2025
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Glasses

some ugly things you put on your eyes to see better
Person 1: dude im blind as shit

Person 2: well use some fucking glasses ya crab apple
by crabapple67 October 26, 2025
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Glassonian

The Glassonian personality is marked by deep introspection, emotional depth, and a commitment to authenticity and individuality. They view the world with nuance, balancing idealism with skepticism, and value meaningful connections alongside independence. Their core beliefs focus on personal truth, resilience, and exploring life's deeper meanings.
Her approach to life reflects a Glassonian personality, as she values authentic experiences, seeks meaningful connections, and constantly explores the deeper truths within herself and the world around her.
by Haeces November 2, 2025
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glassnost

Extra-clear "openness and transparency" among Russians.
In "Charlie And The Great Glass Elevator", da USSR's Premier Yugetov is seeking "glassnost" regarding what dat odd-looking crystal cube is dat was docking at da Space Hotel USA, but da American president, Lancelot R. Gilligrass, is just as baffled as da previously-mentioned "you get off" bigwig from across da pond.
by QuacksO November 16, 2025
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GlassHeart

(noun)
A person who harbors resentment or hostility toward men. Glasshearts spill bitterness into conversations, assume the worst of every guy, and use personal trauma to justify broad generalizations. Their opinions are fragile, easily cracked by disagreement, and they weaponize that fragility to avoid accountability.
“She’s not a feminist, she’s a total Glassheart. Every time a dude talks she acts like it’s a personal attack.”
by Lunar64 November 19, 2025
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