eggnog fart

An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.

We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!

by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

Veet Fart

The weird clapping/popping sound your farts make after veeting your crotch and butt hole area. To best describe it, it sounds like passing air between 2 under inflated balloons squished together. It happens because deep inside your butt cheeks where farts first escape is so smooth that it alters the normal sound of a fart.

Friend: Why do your farts sound so weird dude?

Me: Oh, well I just veeted last night and I've been having veet farts ever since. They feel and sound so weird!!!

Friend: ROFLCOPTER

by HOSE B December 5, 2012

Fart flake

The unseen micro particles that float in the air after someone breaks wind.

Dude...that was nasty...your fart flake landed in my nose. Gross!

by BarfVader December 3, 2016

fart explosion

the act of a fart exploding as a result of a person taking a lighter and putting it to his/her anus while farting

That ten-year-old kid next door did a fart explosion as he was taking his dad's lighter and sticking it to his anus while farting.

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

caution fart

When you’re sitting on the toilet and think you have to shit but all you do is fart

I thought I as about to shit my pants but it turns out that it was just a caution fart.

by carter14 May 8, 2018

fart fungus

The particularly extra chunky flatulence that follow a hearty Mexican meal, especially Taco Bell.

Yo got any air freshener I went to Taco Bell and got that fart fungus.

by Beans burnt July 21, 2020

farting spell

The length of time that a case of the farts last. Sometimes used as an expression.

That piece of shit drill you got from harbor freight won't last a farting spell!

by Woodpimp October 6, 2015