subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

by tinkarink December 12, 2021

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fart-mute

to shut off your microphone from picking up a fart while on a video chat or telephone call.

I thought I fart-muted myself and ripped some ass but then I realized I muted the sound and not my microphone during the Microsoft Teams meeting. I am a failed fart-muter.

by Thunder of Muscle December 16, 2021

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Defense Fart

When someone gets too close to you, so you fart in order to deter them from getting closer.

"Me: get away from me!"
"Friend: What's that fucking smell?"
"Me: Sorry, I defense farted."

by PastelN December 17, 2021

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Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

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Imposter Fart

An imposter fart is basically a shart. But more sus

"Dude why were you gone for so long"
"I took an imposter fart"

by RaidoSus January 19, 2021

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Golden Fart

When your friend pees in your butt, then you bend over and fart it out like a fountain in front of a fancy hotel!

I ordered this call girl, she said she was into butt stuff. She was thrilled during anal, then she had to fart and I had to pee at the same time! We had the perfect mix for a golden fart!

by HamsliceDaWordSmith January 24, 2021

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