The Fake JsT

Some stupid immature shit who writes unfunny things on Urbandictionary and pretends to be someone else.

The fake JsT is too much of a pussy to use his/her real name.

by JsT February 11, 2005

Fake Sleep

Fake Sleep

To either pretend to sleep or masterbate anywhere or anytime.

Bill: John Are you sleeping IN THERE?
John: "No Answer"
Bill to Tom: John is totally fake sleeping in his room.

by Z.W.C. December 17, 2009

fakebeat

Mixing technique in electronic music consisting of rhythmic pulsing of volume control when beat matching or other transition methods are beyond the abilities of the DJ.

This fakebeat is giving me a headache. If you can't mix breakbeat, don't include it in your set.

by AUGUACGAGCGAUCG December 25, 2007

fake friend

a f.f. is a term that sounds like an other in not the same language but has diferent meaning.

to become - bekommen

by felixderkater July 13, 2003

pump fake

Hit hard, used in Football in USA

When I pump fake, go on the knee post

by Ayham August 17, 2007

Fake jew

A half jewish- half christian person who acts all christian because they are fake.

Gets presents for both Christmas and Hanukkah

dude 1: So excited for Christmas
fake jew: yo me too!
dude 1: aren't you jewish?
fake jew: ehh kinda. i get presents for both holidays.

dude 1: dude.......
jew: what?
dude 1: you're a fake jew man....thats just sad.

by Dimskyva November 7, 2011

fake

2 stand sum1 up

i waited 4 twenty minutes, i thot u faked on me.

by YoungCali August 27, 2003