mobile dick forrest 

This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.

Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.

mobile dick forrest by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009

cobweb dick 

someone who's never had any sexual experiences.

"hey cobweb dick"

cobweb dick by shambolicsuperstar June 17, 2009

hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.

"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members

hooting dick hole by Emily Rem November 25, 2009

Verbal Dick 

To talk serious crap to someones face so that they have nothing more to say and they shutup.

Person1: shut yo fat ass up!
Person2: Nile turn yo short ass around over there looking like an umpa lumpa.
Person1: ....(silent)......
Person2: I just gave Nile the Verbal Dick

Verbal Dick by Camacamanana March 11, 2010

Double Dick Surprise 

A Double Dick Surprise is when teachers collaboratively give extremely excessive amounts of work all at once, usually before a break or vacation.

Aw man, all my teachers really gave me the ol' Double Dick Surprise right before spring break this year!

Double Dick Surprise by fireaway12 December 17, 2010

pyramid dick

A genetic mutation that causes the penis to grow gradually larger the closer it gets to the balls.

I fucked this guy last night, it hurt, he had a pyramid dick!

pyramid dick by Thepyramiddicksucker101 October 27, 2013

humble dick 

having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's dick. This could range from dick size to ability or simply be one's pure dickness!

Ex. Jamie: Tim you are such a dick! Tim: yes however I was nice to her therefore I'm a humble dick!

humble dick by Trailerking April 28, 2014