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Polite asshole 

A polite asshole is both polite and an asshole at the same time. This will most often be a male, And you'll feel like hating their guts while wanting to still be their friend or partner.

Your friends are the ones most likely to identify him or her as a polite asshole and you may not even have noticed it till they do. It is most-likely his or her attempt at flirting with you as you may not have much common ground or have known each other for long.

A polite asshole will be one of those friends or partners that are as close as they come, they'll be there for you through thick and thin.
"That guys being such a polite asshole to you, I reckon he likes you"
Polite asshole by Dat top bloke November 28, 2017
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son of an asshole 

1. a general insult combining two common "swears" (asshole + son of a bitch)

2. insult degrading someone's parental units (parents) referring that one or more is an asshole

3. a degrading term for some one of illegitimate birth (e.g. whore etc.) referring to the willingness to expose one's self of one parent (e.g. whore etc.) son of an: (child of) asshole: (unfaithful parent) (alternate for bastard)

4. an (offensive) term for someone who is gay adopted (adopted by gay parents) referring to the stereotype of gay ass sex or
son of those who participate in anal sex

5. literal alternative to son of a bitch while instead of being a gene ralinsult to the mother of a person, it usually refers to insulting ones father.
1. Damn! You are a son of an asshole
2. Like his father before him, he is one son of an asshole
3. With that man for a father he might just really be a son of an asshole.
4. That gay son of an asshole!

jalapeno asshole 

Also known as "asshole aflame".
I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.
jalapeno asshole by Marcus May 13, 2005

french my asshole 

french my asshole means for a guy to dart his tongue in & out of another dude's asshole.
Matt said, "french my asshole", so I did - and I made him cum!
french my asshole by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

inside-out asshole. 

A inside out asshole is what billy Sheppard has from ricky Rennouldson
Billy has a incredibly "inside-out asshole."

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole 

when your a bitch and u have no life go get one u dumbass
i dont give a fuck eat my asshole

grandpa's an asshole

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
Did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?
grandpa's an asshole by TOYPAJ December 2, 2004